Wednesday 3 August 2011

That's Magic!

Breaking news!...Rarely seen these days magician Paul Daniels has received a pizza in the eye from the legendary Sooty, who likes him, though, alas, not a lot. Sweep, on the other hand, made no attempt to prevent the assault, which may indicate a real aversion. Following his release from hospital, Mr Daniels should, however, thank the golden boy. Any publicity is good publicity, so they say, even when it's half baked!
Having said that, if he requires consolation, he might, perhaps, be looking to Soo.


 

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